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    January 12

    朋友的诗

        朋友今日作诗一首，题为《伟大的诗》全文如下：
             天为什么那么白 海为什么那么蓝 地为什么那么大 人为什么那么多
       
        我看后很有感触，随手改之：
       

         天
         为什么
         那么
         白

         海
         为什么那么
         蓝

         地
         为什么
         那么
         大

         人
         为什么
         那么多

        于是被朋友称之为“回车意淫法” 

    12:34 AM | Blog it

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    Sept. 11
    Sam Z. Yinwrote:
    传说中的梨花题，兄台，这就是真意。
    Mar. 16
    guangli huangwrote:
    中国快意男儿版
    (伍子胥)天,
            为什么,
            那么,
            白!
    (旁白)  您老眼珠子挂城墙上呢,能不白么.
    (孙膑)  地,
            为什么,
            那么,
            大!
    (旁白)  因为你那个时代没车,再加上你没腿...
    (郑成功)海,
            为什么,
            那么,
            蓝!
    (旁白)  反方向拉,台湾在右边,你这是去印尼的路...
    (赵云)  人,
            为什么,
            那么,
            多!
    (旁白)  离长坂坡当阳桥还有500米...
    Jan. 23
    guangli huangwrote:
    中国快意男儿版
    (伍子胥)天,
            为什么,
            那么,
            白!
    (旁白)  您老眼珠子挂城墙上呢,能不白么.
    (孙膑)  地,
            为什么,
            那么,
            大!
    (旁白)  因为你那个时代没车,再加上你没腿...
    (郑成功)海,
            为什么,
            那么,
            蓝!
    (旁白)  反方向拉,台湾在右边,你这是去印尼的路...
    (赵云)  人,
            为什么,
            那么,
            多!
    (旁白)  离长坂坡当阳桥还有500米...
    Jan. 23
    Annie qingwrote:
    粗看了几篇，貌似文艺修养不错的说
    Jan. 22
    尘 阿wrote:
    Jan. 16
    尘 阿wrote:

    加两个版本的读法：

    1、陕南荡气回肠双簧法

         天为~~~~~~~
         什(读作甚)么?
         那么白!

         海为~~~~~~~
         什(读作甚)么?
         那么蓝!

         地为~~~~~~~
         什(读作甚)么?
         那么大!

         人为~~~~~~~
         什(读作甚)么?
         那么多!


    十八摸小宝阴阳交征大悲法

         天!My god!
         为什(读作甚)么(读作摸)?Why touch?
         ……那么白!……

         海!Hay!
         为什(读作甚)么(读作摸)?Why touch?
         ……那么蓝(读作阮，可作第三声)!……

         地!(此处叠音)
         为什么?
         那么大!

         人!
         为什么?
         那么多!

    Jan. 14
    Picture of Anonymous
    lamelle wrote:
    狂笑
    Jan. 13
    予佳 戴wrote:
    几天不上MSN，居然就更新了两次了！
    Jan. 12

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